What If Google Was A Guy?

Christian Thomson
September 7, 2014  •   < 1

Updated July 30, 2020, 11:50 am

We bet that your Google search history is full of typos, questionable queries, embarrassing visits to malware-infected websites, Facebook, basic math questions a 6-year-old would know, daft jokes and so on.

So imagine if Google wasn’t Google. Imagine if Google was a man! Would you ask the same questions?

College Humor ran with the idea of a real-life Google and put a guy in an office as Google delivering everybody’s search results in its latest skit. It’s frustrating to be Google but so much more embarrassing to be ourselves

Christian Thomson

Christian is one of Canada’s most sought-after digital marketing experts. He has taken Marwick from start-up to 18th Fastest Growing Company in B.C. (Source: Business In Vancouver Magazine). Well known for helping business owners navigate and dominate the digital landscape. Over the last 19 years, Christian has helped companies attract great customers using the latest in digital marketing. Christian was also the co-founder of CIMC, Canada’s largest digital marketing conference. Christian is also a professional surfer, representing Canada at the ISA World Games in France. When Christian isn’t growing Marwick, and Marwick’s clients he can be found traveling with his family.